Precapitation

OMGWTF Don’t watch this.

coconspirators — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:14:49 -0500

OMGWTF

Don’t watch this.

bindersfullofwomen: Once again, McKayla is not impressed.

indefiniteobjects — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:02:38 -0400

bindersfullofwomen:

Once again, McKayla is not impressed.

have I showed you this yet? because... (XIV)

coconspirators — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 08:28:10 -0400

have I showed you this yet? because... (XIV)

Hahaha. I generally love the sentiment here, but am getting caught up with Collateral Damage...

indefiniteobjects — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 09:47:00 -0400

Hahaha. I generally love the sentiment here, but am getting caught up with Collateral Damage vs Collateral, a mistake which I think makes this post hilarious, because all of that movie takes place in some jungles south of The Border [capitalization sic], which would make me long for the atmospheric nightlights of the City of Angels, too. OH! How about City of Angels? That’s set in LA. I was also going to add LA Confidential, but that also takes place mostly during the nighttime, unless Kim Basinger’s onscreen and then they’re, like, “sunlight streaming through gauzy curtains and Basinger’s all in white!” That is, by the way, taken verbatim from the novel upon which the film is based, of which I own two copies (the novel, I mean, not the film) because I had a thing for, like, noir at a certain point in my life, mostly inspired by this. If that video were movie length and featured more men in/with five o’clock shadows instead of boys in three-piece suits, I would probably die a good death. Probably.

M83 is Making Me Want to Move to LA

coconspirators — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:14:26 -0400

or: I’ve Watched Drive and Collateral Damage Too Many Times and It Is Ruining Me

It should be noted that I have no idea what LA looks like by day.

Is there a name for the condition wherein one in his mid-twenties becomes obsessed with all that is...

coconspirators — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 12:34:00 -0400

Is there a name for the condition wherein one in his mid-twenties becomes obsessed with all that is glorious, triumphant and young? All of the sudden, he lives his life through the lens of a Bruce Springsteen song.

I blame Japandroids, because I was listening to Japandroids and then I decided that I should just be listening to Bruce Springsteen. And now I want to drive fast cars and smoke cigarettes and stay up all night, consequences be damned.

She was blinded by the light.

Cut loose like a deuce; another runner in the night.

I mean, truth be told, I don’t mind living like this. I really don’t. The mid-twenties, with all of their tumultuousness, must be worth something. And how many more sunrises over the ocean can I possibly fit into this life? How long can I feel comfortable living in relative squalor with 5 other people because it is so damn cheap? I understand that I’m not the first person to make this point, but allow me to write it down to jam it into my brain. I don’t want it to rattle loose again.

imwithkanye: Justice Del Rey. [via]

indefiniteobjects — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:28:30 -0400

imwithkanye:

Justice Del Rey. [via]

Photo

indefiniteobjects — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:55:05 -0400

co(c on) spirat (ors): Oh wow, that Lana del Rey video… that song. A$AP Rocky. Just all of...

coconspirators — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 11:30:42 -0400

co(c on) spirat (ors): Oh wow, that Lana del Rey video… that song. A$AP Rocky. Just all of...:

coconspirators:

Oh wow, that Lana del Rey video… that song. A$AP Rocky. Just all of it.

And all I can think about the whole thing is this: What would Baudrillard think of Instagram?

It would be a bit disappointing to find out that LdR’s manager had never read Simulacra and Simulations and was not using the…

Guys I really don’t like the new Tumblr app interface. Am I just oddly resistant to change OR...

indefiniteobjects — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 04:15:20 -0400

Guys I really don’t like the new Tumblr app interface. Am I just oddly resistant to change OR is it actually kind of sucky?

I’m think I’m going to go fishing.

coconspirators — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 20:25:06 -0400

I’m think I’m going to go fishing.

Photo

indefiniteobjects — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 21:37:02 -0400

Photo

endofgosh — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 02:53:53 -0400

Video

indefiniteobjects — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:00:34 -0400

Marching towards the apocalypse (VII)

indefiniteobjects — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 21:06:00 -0400

Marching towards the apocalypse (VII):

Totally abusing and sullying Ryan’s creative and thematically consistent blogseries.

#sorrybuddy #howiroll

I can’t tell your position on this new album. I maybe have listened to it exclusively since...

indefiniteobjects — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:03:00 -0400

I can’t tell your position on this new album. I maybe have listened to it exclusively since Monday. I even ran to it (well, after bumping up all of its songs to 170 bpm). My name is Aron. I have an addiction.

In an attempt to get away from it, I turned it off and tried to find something to read/watch. Recent searches on Google:

gay short fiction like lorrie moore
short fiction in the vein of lena dunham
movie recommendation like tiny furniture
gay fiction twentysomethings
gay fiction twentysomethings lena dunham
noah baumbach lena dunham similar authors
noah baumbach lena dunham sex fanfic

Ok. Maybe I lied about that last one. Does it count as fanfic if they’re both real people and not, you know, like, Buffy characters?

This is exactly what it feels like to be slowly suffocated by your security blanket.

coconspirators — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:06:44 -0400

This is exactly what it feels like to be slowly suffocated by your security blanket.

I’m not sure that a new Fiona Apple is what I need. I’m not sure that it’s what...

coconspirators — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 13:57:47 -0400

I’m not sure that a new Fiona Apple is what I need.

I’m not sure that it’s what anyone needs.

indefiniteobjects: yeah i’m kind of enjoying this, for all its...

indefiniteobjects — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 22:37:47 -0400

indefiniteobjects:

yeah i’m kind of enjoying this, for all its dullness and, you know, lack of any kind of variation over four minutes and seven seconds.

Marching towards apocalypse (VI)

coconspirators — Thu, 31 May 2012 11:31:21 -0400

Marching towards apocalypse (VI)